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Player Profiles ~ bmimarketing

This is bmimarketing's first trip to Dubai, so relatively little is know about this Donnington Hall based team except they have an uncanny flair for rebranding. With an average of just over 30 and an overseas footballing pedigree, they may be one to watch. We expect fierce rivalry if they are drawn against their fellow bmifinance team.

John Kalka Team Manager. Age 38

Well past his best but retains enthusiasm if little else. Captained the bmi 5-a-side team (to defeat) in Atlanta in 1999.

Martin Dunn Position: unknown Age: 41 but looks older

The old war-horse of the team. Committed, never say die attitude. Lucky to be on the trip at his age.

Kevin Hardwick Age: 34

Can play a bit. Wife has allowed him to make the trip so expect him to make the most of it.

Adrian Clowes Age: 22 but looks 12

Another player from the Atlanta tournament. Skilful, full of running and likely to be found outside the pub eating crisps and drinking Coke. Claims to have developed the ability to drink beer. We remain unconvinced. Some concern that he will be led astray during the trip.

Richard Jacques Age: 26

Tall bloke - claims to be a bit of a keeper - don't we all. Nicknamed "the claw" due to unfortunate side effect of consuming huge quantities of alcohol causing his arm to lock in claw like position (great for a goalkeeper).

Michael Kelly Age 24

A jock with an English accent, usually drinks in rounds with Mr Clowes (though rarely pays) and same question marks apply to drinking capacity!

David Torrington Age no one really knows

Never heard of him.

Robert Anguin Age 29

Awesome. Another veteran of Atlanta. Bizarre dress sense - all leather trousers and piercing. Scary!

 

 

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