TournoiDubai 2001

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Paul "I Can't Do That I'm On Leave" Williams -Position - Everywhere (Captain)

Can wangle more more trips away than terry waite.the king of the roster scam,rostered himself captain -bloody typical ! Onthe pitch he's known as " Mr Creasote" cos he's a greedy git. He's that greedy when nine players got sent off in a previous 5-a-side match and there was only him on the pitch the score still ended up 0-0 because he would'nt pass.

Steve "stubbs" Smith - position - behind sue barker

Steve smith alias "ray stubbs". Stubbsy makes guest appearances in ops due to his heavy work schedule with the bbc.hopefully will get to the tournoi via the sydney olympics.has a bigger engine than a rolls royce b747.will run all day and night.could even out run forrest gump.

Lee "The Bee " Beevers - Position - Likes Doggy Stlye

After his £6 million transfer from crewing into ops, "the bee" really has come into his own.ex steward-boyish good looks, a real lady killer.he flys like a butterfly and stings like a bee,and thats just in the bedroom.loves to play on the wing so he can chat up any birds in the crowd and sign autographs

Martin "S.A.S" Brookes - Position - Always At The Bar

S.A.S. - the ex army man - action man eagle eye. Solid defender with a crap shot,just like in the army.brooko will drink dubai dry.all he does on his days off is drink.he's even been drunk with oliver reed.let's hope he doesn't collapse in the sun or worse,when he gets off the plane. Wiill request a wheelchair on arrival.

Simon "Menstral" Kensall - Position - Losing It

The "menstral" has been known to loose his rag now and again, hence the name.he insists on being spoken to properly,so thank god were not flying from "lewton airpowrt"………one of our main planners he will know every mile of the route to dubai however he's never been further than cleethorpes.looking forward to this middle east adventure.

Chris "The Smells" Wells - Position - Cubicle 2

Wellsy is renound for his farts and speed.he can clear the ops room quicker than the fire alarm.his speed has only let him down once this year.that was by a copper who caught him doing 99mph on the m6 in his new bmw.we all eagerly await his fine as a £100 sweepstake is going around air 2000.

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